I committed involuntary birdslaughter today

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  1. BrulesRules

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    Blue Jay chasing another bird comes out of nowhere and bounces of my fender at 40mph. Sounded like a tennis ball or something like that and he bounced off the car like one too. Hope you had a good life little guy.

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My God, what's wrong with you?
     
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    P.S. Blue Jays are assholes.
     
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    He looks ok to me :dontknow:
     
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    I'm sure he was just trying to get laid..wouldn't be the first time trying to get sex caused a man to lose his life.
     
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    That was before my car played pinball with him.
     
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    55 cents, that's a good deal.
     
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    When I lived in Philly I had a huge fence , so my cat could sit out back and sun herself while I worked in the yard. Every single time, a Blue Jay would attack her, so much so that she had little bald patches where it would grab her fur to bite at her. You'd see orange and black fur in that fucker's nest.
     
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    Did you stop and see if he was ok?
     
  11. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That's a good story
     
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    They are pretty, but yes they are mean.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    he just needed some insulation for his house. Yeah I remember there was a mocking bird that used to piss the shit out of my old cat.
     
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    Post your cock covered in jizz again, you deviant :pie:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That wasn't me
     
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    I looked int he rearview mirror does that count?
     
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    Was he tumbling in the road behind you?
     
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    make it your new avatar
     
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    nah he bounced pretty far off my car..couldn't see him. MY CAR IS OK THOUGH! Just a little bird juice which will wash off..no dents thankfully.