The IRS called me twice yesterday to let me know that they were filing suit against me. It was a recording so they didn't say what I had done wrong. The number was 917-378-7988. You'd think that the IRS would at least have a toll free number.
Well, I thought it was kind of weird. I haven't filed for over 10 years, there's no way they could know my phone number.
Last time the message told me the IRS was coming to my house to arrest me if I ignored the calls. Come get some...
Wouldn't that be funny? They spend thousands of man-hours to track me down then they find out this is a friggin fart board and nothing said is true.