I could be in huge trouble

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    The IRS called me twice yesterday to let me know that they were filing suit against me. It was a recording so they didn't say what I had done wrong. The number was 917-378-7988. You'd think that the IRS would at least have a toll free number.
     
    Apr 27, 2016 #1
  2. BleedingGums

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  3. ChuckZ

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    Give them your credit card info.
     
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  4. Tickle Shits

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    Better call fast and provide all banking and SSn information
     
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    You're probably going to jail for a very long time. Can I have your Vcash?
     
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  7. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    The NCAA cost me dearly. I have under a hundred bucks.
     
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  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Well-Known Member POTY The Bar Gold

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  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Well, I thought it was kind of weird. I haven't filed for over 10 years, there's no way they could know my phone number.
     
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  10. DarkFriday

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    Last time the message told me the IRS was coming to my house to arrest me if I ignored the calls.
    Come get some...

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  11. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    I just reported you to the I.R.S.

    Next call will be real.
     
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  13. DarkFriday

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    Snitch!
    @gilaet
    You know wut to do.
     
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    They knew you bought a new camera online and didn't report the sales tax.
     
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  15. gwartney

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    Hello, IRS? gwartney from Dawg's said he hasn't done taxes for 10 years! Any reward??
     
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    Don't laugh - I bet the real IRS could find you on that information alone :hhh:
     
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    The IRS doesn't call people on the phone.
     
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  18. DarkFriday

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    Thanks Obama :facepalm:
     
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  20. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Wouldn't that be funny? They spend thousands of man-hours to track me down then they find out this is a friggin fart board and nothing said is true.
     
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