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  1. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Glowing with wonder VIP

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    ...and I am now at home, happily ensconced in my den, unleashing several hours of backed up intestinal fury in gale force torrents at regular intervals as god and nature's god intended it and fear that I may pass hard gas.

    Pray for me.

    :cool:
     
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    Son! :derp:
     
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    I made chili this weekend and I don't know what I did or didn't do differently but damn, my whole family was blasting. It was seriously disturbing and disgusting and I normally laugh at farts.
     
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    Farts are fun!
     
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    Healthy eating will do it.
     
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    When I'm alone they are.
     
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    Light them on fire
     
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    I am enjoying a fine cigar.

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    Hopefully, no hard gas was passed.
     
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    let the poison out goat
     
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    It was really bad. I made a huge pot to freeze some for another meal. I'm thinking about trashing it...it was THAT bad!
     
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    Mail it to me. I will start a thread.
     
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    :hat:
     
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    Mozart's Requiem is playing on the radio, so an overwhelming sense of foreboding is permeating this event.
     
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    Mozart accompanied by the gaseous crescendo, a renaissance man fo Sho
     
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    Oh they're "fun" alright...... fun until they BETRAY you and you feel you can never trust anyone or anything again.....:mad:
     
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    I am surrounded by my trappings...
     
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    You ever beat off with your feet?
     

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