I dialed 911 a long time ago

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  1. pheelios

    pheelios Well-Known Member VIP

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    Don't you see how late they're reactin'
    They only come and they come when they wanna
    So get the morgue embalm the goner
    They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
    They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed
    I know you stumble with no use people
    If your life is on the line they you're dead today
    Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
    That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
    I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
    With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
    They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
    Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
    I can prove it to you watch the rotation
    It all adds up to a funky situation
    So get up get, get get down
    911 is a joke in yo town
    Get up, get, get, get down
    Late 911 wears the late crown

    911 is a joke
     
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    Werd.
     
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    Everyday they don't never come correct
    You can ask my man right here with the broken neck
    He's a witness to the job never being done
    He would've been in full effect
    But late 911 was a joke cause they only joking
    They the token to your life when it's croaking
    They need to be in a pawn shop on a
    911 is a joke we don't want 'em
    I call a cab cause a cab will come quicker
    The doctors huddle up and call a flea flicker
    Reason why I say that cause they flick you off like fleas
    They be laughing at you while you're crawling on your knees
    And to the strength so go the length
    Thinkin' you are first when you really are tenth
    You better wake up and smell the real flavor
    Cause 911 is a fake life saver
     
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    Ut Oh
     
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    This song was so fucking dope.


    Back in the late 80's. :c




    Seriously though, My Uzi Weighs a Ton and Public Enemy #1 are still sick fucking songs.
     
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    this!
     
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  11. TripTo My Taint

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    I voted for you as the smartest in that poll. The one that guy made. With all those other people in it.
     
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    Settle down, bro.

    You're going all 'Joel Osteen' on us all of a sudden. :wtf:
     
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    FYI, Howard Stern, loves this song. I remember his interview with Flavor Flav.

    I highly doubt 9-1-1's a joke in the Hamptons. :no:
     
  14. Scott

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    I love PE but that song was terrible. The worst songs by a band are always the biggest hits. Flava was a good back up man for Chuck D but never should have been allowed to rap. 911 and Cold Lampin were the two worst songs.
     
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    And if 911 is such a joke don't call it. The ambulance probably took forever because his neighbor called it for a stubbed toe and didn't want to pay out of pocket for a cab. :mad:
     
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    Best PE song.

     
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    That's a good one but this was always my favorite.

     
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    You're angrier than Artiesoffspring tonight.
     
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    I'm allowed to vent.
     
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