..but you guys blew them off. Seriously, I am blessed to be among you. DawgSaloon was HYPE, but the hype was real. Came for the eliasboy photochops, stayed for the BenBas mushroom hallucinations. And soon, I began to notice strange new feelings stirring deep within me. Feelings I wanted to ignore. Feelings I tried to ignore. Feelings I could not ignore. I found myself wandering these halls like a place I'd always known. This feels good. It feels right. Things are happening. You guys are too much. No, really, just stop. Now I'm blushing like Jon Hein caught with an infant in a parked car.