I did something crafty at the bar last night.

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  1. deverrant

    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    ...and got my friend a free bottle of ($16) beer.

    As you can see, there are two (almost) identical bottles here. It's some raspberry beer that my friend was drinking. She bought a bottle ($16) and was having it mixed with Hoegaarten. (The drink is called a "Dirty Ho")

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    ANYWAY... my friend had finished her bottle. At about that time, someone else started ordering Dirty Hos but did not purchase the whole bottle of the raspberry beer. SO the hot (but really dumb) bartender made their drink and then placed the nearly-full bottle just behind the bar, a few feet from my friend's empty bottle.

    SO my friend says "Dude! Switch those bottles!" I was like :idea:

    So I did. And the bartender never noticed, even as she continued to mix my friend's drinks with the mysteriously-full bottle of raspberry beer.

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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    This explains why your dog got sprayed by a skunk.

    KARMA!
     
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    She even had a mirror in front of her. Dumb blonde. :facepalm:
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    That happened before this.
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    I caught her trying to tap a beer by pushing on the lever a few times before realizing she had to PULL it... and she's worked here for several months. And all beer taps operate the same fucking way.
     
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    :dance:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Anticipation Karma.

    It was.
     
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    ....ninja'd
     
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    scrambler Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    She's a Lennon/Beatles fan, she should know about Instant Karma.
     
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    I'd like to taste a dirty ho. :c
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    ...then what did I do the last time he got sprayed?? :(
     
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    :hhh:
     
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    :marx:
     
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    You threw shrimp all over that dude's house.
     
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    much better than the taste of a clean ho
     
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    deverrant VIP Extreme Gold

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    He tried to fuck my sister when she was 15. :mad:
     
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    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I would have thrown money around his house. I like his style.















































    jejejejeje, is joke. :c
     
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    :bigthink

    What'd the sister look like?
     
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    HAWT! :marx:
     
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    Then there's no crime here. :dontknow: