I didn't realize that Dave went to M.I.T.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by gwartney, Oct 25, 2014.

  1. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    The M.I.T.-trained chemical engineer who invented AO+ has not showered for the past 12 years.

    For most of my life, if I’ve thought at all about the bacteria living on my skin, it has been while trying to scrub them away. But recently I spent four weeks rubbing them in. I was Subject 26 in testing a living bacterial skin tonic, developed by AOBiome, a biotech start-up in Cambridge, Mass. The tonic looks, feels and tastes like water, but each spray bottle of AO+ Refreshing Cosmetic Mist contains billions of cultivated Nitrosomonas eutropha, an ammonia-oxidizing bacteria (AOB) that is most commonly found in dirt and untreated water. AOBiome scientists hypothesize that it once lived happily on us too — before we started washing it away with soap and shampoo — acting as a built-in cleanser, deodorant, anti-inflammatory and immune booster by feeding on the ammonia in our sweat and converting it into nitrite and nitric oxide......


    http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/25/m...oo-bacteria-rich-hygiene-experiment.html?_r=0
     
  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I've read every post in this thread at least once.
     
  3. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    dave cant even spell MIT
     
  4. LonghornJ

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    So basically this guy spent a month spraying dirty water on himself... groundbreaking stuff there
     
  5. Schmoopy

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    you are a dedicated Shed Head.

    @dawg, crown him.
     
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    Dirty fucking pot smoking hippies.:facepalm:
     
  8. yosemite sam

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    :ohno:
     
  9. yosemite sam

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    I bet @Nunz would have posted a dave photoshop instead, pretty lazy imo :ucoffee:
     
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  10. Nunz

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    o_O Yeah @Schmoopy - get GIMPing!
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    Who?
     
  12. EasyJesus

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    My friend stopped by Dave's witch doctor shop and got me some gambling goods to get my off my losing streak :jj:

    http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/o564/dawgshed/Mobile%20Uploads/A6350EC8-8DC2-4EE7-8914-EF482228EDCC_1.jpg
     
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    :wd:
     
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    how do you use the oil?
     
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    put it on your wife's breasts.
     
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    I anoint myself on the forehead, arms and butt cheeks, if things go bad this afternoon I might go for the balls :grad:
     
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    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Oddly enough, I could see @Daveindiego getting high as fuck after another Chargers loss and trying something like this.
     
  18. gwartney

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    I'm bumping this because it turns out he's not dead.
     
  19. yosemite sam

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