I do have a soft side,

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  1. PauleyWalnuts

    PauleyWalnuts New Member

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    I was in a car accident the other night, thursday nite, somebody hit me from behind. I got out of the car to look at my car, not much dammage.
    The girl who hit me from behind, she was crying her eyes out, I told her, my car is ok, I asked her are u ok. She said, im ok, she asked me, should I call police, I said my car looks ok, not too much damage, forget about. My good deed of the day was to let her go, I did.
     
  2. wanker

    wanker New Member

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    glad ur ok..car wrecks r no fun
     
  3. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Tl; dr
     
  4. PauleyWalnuts

    PauleyWalnuts New Member

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    Thanks wank, first thing on my mind was, fuck getting a police report, my car is too old for this shit, and, let me give this high school girl a break.
     
  5. Viddy Well

    Viddy Well New Member

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    You use a lot of commas.
     
  6. Sleep

    Sleep Eat My Dong DawgShed News Gold

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    Comma Chameleon?:facepalm:
     
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  8. PauleyWalnuts

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    It did knock the hat off my head, no biggie, It was dark when it happened, I saw the person hind me not payin attention, I saw it comming, but it was dark out. After she hit me, I got bumped forward , and as I got bumped I swerved t, anyway, I let the aisan young woman go. I had little damage to my brake light, a litle piece of it broke off. Shit happens, happy merry, whatever works for ya
     
  9. Babs

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    #1 of your 26 acts of kindness in honor of the connecticut kids?
     
  10. face palm

    face palm Well-Known Member

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    she probably would have done anything to avoid the police
     
  11. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    BJ opportunity blown
     
  12. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    comma chameleon
     
  13. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    Probably did way more damage than you realize.



    hope this wasn't the sort of kind act that costs you thousands...
     
  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    The only thing soft about you is your COCK! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
  15. Ben Dover

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    Big opportunity missed to make her pay off the damage with sex. You should have told her to take a look at your "tailpipe", and see where it went from there
     
  16. Summer

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    She was probably texting. Now she thinks that bad choices have no real life consequences as long as she can shed a few tears. She'll probably continue to text and drive and eventually kill someone and you'll be indirectly responsible. But it was a kind gesture on your part.
     
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    face palm Well-Known Member

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    who is the cunt here?
     
  18. PauleyWalnuts

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    I think she was texting or talking on the phone, I asked her if she was on the phone, she said no, I let her go. And commas work bitches
     
  19. RenchFries

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    :thumbup2: