i don't always drop an ice cube on the kitchen floor when getting ice

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    but when i do, i kick it under the fridge.

    know what i'm talkin' about fellas? :c
     
  2. doughhead63

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    Pwnd...lulz.
     
  3. Nickthedick

    Nickthedick Absotutely

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    You are just cleaning up under there as far as I'm concerned. :dontknow:
     
  4. Bro

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    I always drop an ice cube. It's a disease.
     
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    Hmmnnnm, that thought never occurred to me.

    Then again, I don't use ice cubes, ever. I just keep my refrigerator super-duper cold. :smile:
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

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    it's a nearly universal male behavior. sure, we could bend over to pick it up and toss it in the sink. but we don't.
     
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    It's the only viable option unless you own a pet. Then it goes in their water bowl. :grad:
     
  8. gwartney

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    Totally guilty. I also act completely ignorant to what might have caused it if my wife notices a little puddle of water coming out from under the fridge.
     
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    Once it hits the floor it's a dog treat.
     
  10. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :jj: the inevitable, "hey, did you spill something on the kitchen floor?"

    my answer is always "no."
     
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    I like to let the ice melt on the floor in front of the fridge so at least one portion of my kitchen floor is clean n shiny :coffee:
     
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    Only if its a smaller cube. I don't want my wood floors fucked up :no:
     
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    True dat
     
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    Yeah but then it doesn't match the rest of the floor.
     
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    There is no 5 second rule for ice cubes.
     
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    I pick it up and wipe it on my shirt. Then put it back in the bin.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you should lick it and then put it back in the bin b/c that would be a burn on the next person who used it.
     
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    It would probably be me anyway.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    :owned:
     
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    I always kick it, then i worry that fat mother in law down the street might decide to pop in for a visit. I imagine the woman slipping and breaking a hip or two and us having to take care of her night and day for 6 months. I pick up the ice and towel dry the floor thoroughly.