I don't enjoy interacting with most women at work.

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  1. NipplesAndToes23

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    They are so fucking difficult to get along with. The only exception is my Ukrainian co-worker, with whom I am deeply in love.
     
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    This tech broad who is supposed to implement some software for me goes from 0 to total bitch in like 4 seconds. :fil:
     
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    Then like 7 seconds later she ratchets up to cunt.
     
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    I can only imagine what her poor husband has to deal with. :console:
     
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    How does she behave without your hand on her ass?
     
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    Okay, I have to make an exception for H1B visa chicks. They are a total delight. It's the American broads who are a pain in the ass.
     
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    Let's see if we can figure out why...
    What happened immediately before she went bitch?
     
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    My co-worker or the software implementation cunt?
     
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    I called the software's customer support team because there was something that was setup incorrectly, asking how I can fix it myself. They called the chick, who works for a 3rd party, because she set it up wrong. She, in an attempt to cover her ass, tried to make it seem like she just needed to make a small adjustment. I replied that her explanation didn't show that the issue was resolved, just that she made a minor change. Then she went all bitch on me. :fil:
     
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    Oh, nobody likes to get called out, maybe you could try a little kindness.
     
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    ^humble brag
     
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    I did!!!! I started everything off by saying that we must have initially given her the wrong specs, even though I know for a fact that's not the case! :fil:
     
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    I rather know how my co-worker behaves with my baby in her belly. :coffee:
     
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    Holier than thou^
     
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    Tap. Life is short.
     
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    Her poor husband probably slap the taste out of her mouth.
     
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    We just hired a super fat black women who smoke 90 cigs a day and can't even speak a full sentence without coughing.


    She's doing really well answering phones. . .
     
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    The biggest complaint about women at work is that it takes them forever to get to the fucking point.

    Them: :words:
    Me: :rolleye:
     
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    The same here, I don't want to know who made the watch and how it was made just give me time.
     
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    I love women. I really, really do. :wub: