I Don't Even Give A Fuck Where I Fart

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    This morning in line at 7-11,5am. Committed a 7 second crime against humanity with 2 people behind me and 1 in front. I even laughed when the smell came out because it was so hideous. No one even said a fucking word.
     
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    that's gangsta :D
     
  3. blairg

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    I'm hardcore
     
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    did you document your dumps today? :grad:
     
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    damn canadians
     
  6. blairg

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    I didn't remember about that until about 10am, by that time the show was half over. I'll try again on Monday.
     
  7. HAL

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    Ill hold it in, unless im with some pals. Its sucks laughing alone.
     
  8. blairg

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    I laugh to myself all the time. I heard a rumor at work today that a lot of people think I"m just some retard that hangs around.
     
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    :cwl:
     
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    you crop dusted 7-11?? how rude
     
  12. HAL

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    Id cry
     
  13. blairg

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    I talk to myself too, and a lot of people don't even know what I do there, it looks real bad :nocheer:
     
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    I know I'm gonna regret asking this, but what DO you do, blairg?
     
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    don't be glum, chum! you're having fun, right? :yay:
     
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    I have been with my girl for a long time and I still have never farted in front of her.
     
  17. blairg

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    I drive a cargo plane for FedEx
     
  18. blairg

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    Cool story Beth :rolleye:
     
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    :hug: that's how it's done!
     
  20. blairg

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    jackie never shits either :nono: