"I don't feel like a wealthy man"- Howard Stern

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  1. Coconut Sid

    Coconut Sid Member

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    "I don't spend money on myself, I spend money on my wife, my kids"- Howard Stern

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    I don't think many people have bowling alleys in their home. I wish Howard would just admit his wealth instead of acting like he's some "down to earth" guy who doesn't spend a dime.
     
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    It's part of his psychosis. It is why he is so greedy. He can never have enough.
     
  3. Pauly Pants

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    Remember that lame book bag he needed so badly? It was a couple grand, right?
     
  4. Vashier

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    :coffee: I'm sure he didn't build or now own this chimneypalooza. One of his llc's does.
     
  5. Douchebag 007

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    I can honestly say living in a house that big with just my wife would scare the fuck out of me it's just way too big too many empty rooms.....

    smaller house more/better land
     
  6. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Yep.
    And Howard Stern is a tortured man, who can't believe "I am who I am".
     
  7. DuckDong

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    His camera equipment cost more than most people make in a year.

    With each new hobby he acquires a stable of new coaches and teachers.

    Howard is a retarded bufoon.
     
  8. Mr Marbles

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    [h=3]"I don't spend money on myself, I spend money on my wife, my kids"- Howard Stern[/h]
    He never spends money on himself. He plugs Nobu for meals, Varvatos for clothes, Siegel for cars.

    He HAS to spend on Beth or she is gone
    He HAS to try and buy his kids love.
     
  9. Vashier

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    Same here. My house is only 2500 sqft and now that my oldest has moved out and my middle child is rarely home this place seems huge and empty.
     
  10. King Chris

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    He flies private, has a personal chef at home, has a limo take him everywhere, has an assistant take care of his everyday needs. Howard's been rich for so long he doesn't really think it's a big deal.
     
  11. JDDaBadAhz

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    I suppose if he only had 50 million he'd feel like a poor man....that stupid cock sucka! (Dice voice)
     
  12. Little Joey

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    Also add to the fact he's pushing 60 years old. Another 10 years from now it will get more difficult for him to move around from room to room. Guarantee that stupid ass will sell his mansion and move into a smaller home in a few years.
     
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    It reminds me of the empty hotel in The Shining. Howard might as well be Jack Torrance. No wonder Beth's never there. All jerk and no work makes Howard a scary old fart.

    p.s. I love your avatar Douchebag 007 :up:
     
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    It's really pretty sad how delisional and seemingly unhappy Howard is
     
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    Jermaine...Stop teasing!
     
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    This is why he has to torture us with 3-4 live reads of shitty products during the news... probably nets him a $0.5 - 1 million at the end of each year... so unnecessary given the wealth he has accumulated.... he has absolutely 0.0 shame

    Not to mention endless Varvatos plugs disguised as content instead of shelling out $25K for 4 or 5 suits.
     
  18. j shmuck

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    Totally agree. My parents (who are about 5 years older than Howard) still live in the house I grew up in and are looking to move into a smaller 1 floor ranch style house because the upkeep is getting harder as they get older, but more importantly, so is going up and down the stairs.

    Obviously neither Stern nor Beth has cleaned or done any housekeeping themsleves in years, but Howard will soon find that moving around the mansion is becoming alot harder than it used to be
     
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    Wig - check
    Nose - check
    Chin - check

    Transformation is well underway.
     
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