I don't give a shit about SlimFast.

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  1. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    guys who drink SlimFast :gayhand:
     
  2. NipplesAndToes23

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  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    you will when you sit on the toilet
     
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  4. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Good way to flush out yer system.
    One of those over ice.

    :ss::prancing:
     
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    So the Slim-Fast secret is fiber?!!!

    Had no idea.
     
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  6. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    I guess it's like drinking Metamucil. Never tried it but sounds awful.
     
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    Had nevuh heard that, but it totally makes sense.

    Plus, fiber fills you up while it's cleaning you out!!!

    :snicker:
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    The Metamucil Diet....one at breakfast, one at lunch...one at dinner. Put the closest bathroom at 2000 steps away and get all the exercise you need

    This is a million dollar idea. I'll bet we could get corporate sponsorship from whoever makes Charmin.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    When did this come up as a topic in your life?
     
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  10. Tranquil

    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Wasn't Slim Fast a 90's fad? They still have that?
     
  11. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    eggnog=laxative in a carton
     
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    Tranquil Decent! VIP

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    Oh no, it's quite the opposite.
     
  13. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    It's still around I think. I don't know anyone who has ever claimed great results with it. Or anything else other than exercising your ass off and eating better.