WTF I don't know how to make coffee-and other life imponderables....

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  1. SomerSky

    SomerSky Obsessed with what I hate Banned User

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    I really have no idea grinds to water ratio...
    I also can't make rice...(sorry @goldtopper and @Scarlett Ohara!)

    I say I "know" how to ski, but really it's just snow plowing down the bunny hill..
    Came across this looking for a gif, and yeah he's better!
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    Oh! And I've never seen the Godfather 1,2 or 3!
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    I've never seen those movies either.
     
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    Shortwave98 A-Number 1 Banned User

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    Load the coffee into the filter and throw a pot of water in and the coffee maker takes care of the rest.
    There are instructions on the box of rice.
    Oh and Godfather III isn't as good as the first two.
     
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    joyceface Queen of Everything VIP

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    For coffee I generally do like 1/2 the scoops of coffee to amount of water. Like 10 cups, five scoops/tablespoons. 8 cups 4 scoops. Try that.

    I don't know how to fold fitted sheets if that makes you feel better...
    Also I've seen the godfather's but I don't think I've ever seen either completely from start to finish in one sitting.
     
  5. R.P. McMurphy

    R.P. McMurphy Well-Known Member

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    ...coffee is easypeasy
    rice is easy too just dont take the lid off the pot while its cooking
    skiing is way over rated
    godfather 1 &2 are a must see
     
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    get a keruig
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    I just watched godfather 1 and 2 this past year. Refuse to watch 3 as everything I've heard is that it'll taint the whole thing.
     
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    Me either....:buhbye:
     
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    Howard related because he doesn't drink coffee or watch interesting movies.
     
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    That's how I do coffee too but it always tastes better when someone else makes it-always!
    I like folding fitted sheets-there's a specific method and once you do it, it's easy!
     
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    I kind of wish my mom was still alive so I could ask her. She always had a perfect linen closet. Mine is a smooshed up mess. I try...get frustrated and that shove everything into the closet.
     
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    You didn't give any coffee to water ratio, wacko :D
     
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    That's funny bc my mom taught me, we used to go to a laundrymat when I was a kid. She's gone too :)
     
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    Who needs coffee?

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    I actually don't drink coffee. Never liked the taste of it. If I need caffeine I'll drink a coke.
    But I am a wacko. :secret:
     
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    on the Starbucks bag: 2 tablespoons per 6 oz of water for a good strong cup :wtf: :shitcoffee:
     
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    French press makes the best coffee.
     
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    Same here but the linen closet was probably always neat because we didn't have much. Back in those days we only had what we absolutely needed, if that.
     
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    i've never seen caddyshack.
     
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    K cups and a microwave, no mess... no fuss.
     
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