I don't know how to talk to girls on the online dating site

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    My friend who used the site a few months before finding his now gf on it has been helping me out. The only problem is that he wants me to send a lot of pickup-artist-esque messages, and I don't know what else to do. I've been trying to call him the past couple of hours to get some more lines and replies, but he's not picking up, the asshole.

    This is 100% serious and any help would be appreciated. I'll use google translate to translate some of my conversations. Most of them are just hellos.
     
  2. Dream Theater

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    First off DO NOT tell them you are weepy little faggot that cries himself to sleep all the time.
     
  3. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    Ok, so here's one starting with me saying hi and her replying. What do I say next???

    Hello, wanted to talk to you! I'm **** :)


    ******
    May 24 3:01
    Hello **** :) I liked your profile and what you write. Strongly agree in almost everything it says. Had a nice day, what do you do so late at night?


    *****
     
  4. Chriza

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    Tell you her binge eat and cry about it.
     
  5. mike25

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    tell them you're me :cool:
     
  6. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Don't tell her you fuck dogs
     
  7. Mr. Potato Head

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    Gary's English is better than yours. :no:
     
  8. garypagetwo

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    ive seen your gfs manly arms you only wish you were fucking a dog, retard
     
  9. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    thank you :)
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    Her arms are like twigs :scratch:
     
  11. basketcase

    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    Don't waste your time gp2
     
  12. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    more like trunks. and what about those butt ugly tattoos :jj:
    what are you implying exactly?
     
  13. Chriza

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    My first typo since I signed up here. Have a party.
     
  14. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Mom Jeans Expert VIP Gold

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    should i say i like her pictures???
     
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    Hi (Enter Name Here),

    Wanna grab a quick bite? I was thinking 62 ottomans and eleven tubs of grade c epoxy.

    GP2
     
  16. Chriza

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    [​IMG]
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You can't afford any tattoos because you don't have a job :c
     
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    you are 52 and cant get laid?? :jj:
     
  19. Mr. Potato Head

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    You seem angry. Is this because of Gary's sexual prowess and AG's awesome head of hair? Are you angry?
     
  20. garypagetwo

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    dude please be serious for a second here i dont have time for your games right now
    i might not have a job but i betcha i can still afford them :c