i don't know how you ladies can deal with men and our hairy bodies.

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i went to iron man 3 tonight with a couple of work buddies. one dude is super hairy and he sat next to me. when he shifted in his seat, his leg (the calf) touched my calf for a few seconds and all i felt was this disgusting fuzzy leg touching my skin. i about puked. god bless you ladies for being able to put up with our disgusting gender. fuckin' a. gross.
     
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    we stink
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Uhmmmmmm...Wazz tha theatre sold out? If not, then why didnt you do tha "one seat empty between dudes" rule?
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Thoughts of a gay man
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I fucking hate Scott now...
     
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    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I thought you did anyway.
     
  9. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    we're so gross. i used to get sick if i heard my gf fart in her sleep, but now i think it's ok because of how gross i am and she puts up with it and doesn't say shit about it.
     
  10. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Nah.
     
  11. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    wasn't sold out but we got there late and there wasn't a spread of 6 open seats to be had in order to do the one seat empty thing. trust me, i would a preferred it because unlike you i ain't homo.
     
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    then hows he gonna do the dick in the popcorn trick
     
  13. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i would a still done that with an empty seat in between us.
     
  14. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Unlike you, I dont go tah movies with guys...
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    been married 17yrs & never heard the wife fart:cool:
     
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    that kind of thinking is the path to becoming a meterosexual. before my pussy generation, i am told there was a time where men were men.

    this use to be a sex symbol
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    now they want this
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    I love a hairy man. Mmmm mmmmm good. :wub:
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's cuz you got no friends except fag hags, fag.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i don't think that guys not liking to touch a hairy guy's leg is what created the metrosexual movement.
     
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    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    you know, that's something one of my old hs buddies would do, sit in the middle, big jumbo popcorn with his dick in it while we're munching away until we get to the dick, then all hell breaks loose, that would be funny...much later down the road of course