I don't know what I ate...

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  1. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    But I had the urge to shit whilst at the grocery store. Went to an unoccupied aisle and let a loud fart go, chuckled to myself, are home now and am blowing out my balloon knot. Ass piss. Don't get it, no new foods today.

    I can tell you this: it wasn't a beautiful soup. Although it sort of looks like one coming out.
     
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    dexterdog Well-Known Member

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    And we needed to know this... why?
     
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    HS Cult Leader Elite Member Gold

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  4. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    I like to share with my e-friends from time to time.

    You're welcome!
     
  5. Mr Sinister

    Mr Sinister Gold

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    i enjoyed this
     
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    MelroseLarry#1 Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Thanks for the update:eek::dave::dave:
     
  7. zutroy

    zutroy Totally nude. Totally flawless.

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    Anyone ever shit blood? I don't mean blood in your shit, I mean blood pouring out of your asshole. It's a trip.
     
  8. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    :ss::echick:
     
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    killallposers VIP Extreme Gold

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    Did you scratch your butt and not wash your hands before you ate? Maybe it's e-coli.
     
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    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Obvious answer. I'm sorry but you've got them aids
     
  11. Pussy Tendon

    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!!

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    Hopefully I'll have a low viral load.
     
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    Did you eat oysters.
     
  13. lilbuddy67

    lilbuddy67 A man with breath-taking anger management issues Banned User

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    I like that you used "whilst". Kudos.
     
  14. Weed

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    One of the hardest parts about getting older is not being able to hold a shit. When I was a kid, my family would go camping and if the campground didn't have a clean, private stall for dropping the kids at the pool, I would hold my shits for the entire weekend until I got home. These days, if I feel the least bit of rumbling in my gut, I know I've got about 15 or 20 minutes tops to find a clean toilet or get my ass home. Who amongst us hasn't said a little prayer for nothing but green lights when we're trying not to ruin a perfectly good pair of underwear?
     
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    Nope
     
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    If I eat greasy or spicy food that will give me the hershey squirts, in the morning. But if I drank the night before on top of eating greasy/spicy food, I'll be having a good time in the bathroom the next morning/mid morning/brunch/lunch.
     
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    If I a blow a tuba fart out my ass in the grocery store aisle, I quickly run to the next aisle before anyone can see me. It's called etiquette.
     
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    I just fucked the fiancee before reading this. Maybe that's why I'm not reacting the way I should. I'd love to go on a aids tainted liquid shit coctail dribbling off Beth's chin....but I've got the post cum calm. I'll try to visit this again tomorrow to contribute properly. The one thing that I WILL say is that I'm on Nick Dipalo's page. If I feel a good shit coming on, I'll leave an amazing party in a heart beat to enjoy it at home. The simple pleasures of being an adult and all that jazz.
     
  19. Father O'Blivion

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    I once worked on an assembly line... if you blow a wretched fart, everyone knows you blow wretched farts.
     
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    Yes, I developed piles at age 15 and the used to bleed and ache like bastards sometimes. Still have them but they haven't bothered me for a long time now.