I dont know what to do. My suit, it doesnt fit.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by HowardsNosePick, Jun 27, 2013.

  1. HowardsNosePick

    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    For the love of.......
    Shut up.

    Take a couple of your marbles and have a new one made.
    Its not like you will notice they are missing.

    And at what year did Howard stop being able to dress himself
    and needs Ralphs constant assistance to even get dressed.
    I get that he is old, and as sa senior citizen maybe he needs
    help getting about, but having Ralph come over to his house
    to dress him, I mea ok.
     
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    MobyDick Well-Known Member

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    Wasn't Howard the guy that busted on JD and Gary about only owning 1 suit? Howard goes to John Varvatos and gets tailored personally and walks out with one suit?
     
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    Dorb Lovable Old Pig VIP Gold

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    If the suit dont fit, you must acquit!
     
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    HowardsNosePick New Member Banned User

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    If I was John Varvatos I would hate to have to dress BigNose.
    I am sure he keeps well away from that side of his business though.

    Given that scarecrow looks horrible no matter what he is wearing its not really
    a plus for
    John Varvatos to be associated with him. Esp not when he is on tv.
    While he is on the radio it might work out better.


     
  5. Bye You!

    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Agreed. I can't see all of Howard's endless plugs bringing in ANY business. Howard looks awfoe. You know he has to be an enormous pain in the ass.

    And the metrosexual/gay crew one would expect to dress in ridiculous Varvatos wear, for the most part, don't listen to THSS.

    It's a lose/lose situation for JV. BAffles me.
     
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    He's wasting away...
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    When a world-class whiny bitch like Ralph tells Howard to stop complaining, you know it's got to be pretty damn bad. :rolleye:
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    Was he complaining the suit was too big or too small?

    Either way, he's such a girl.
     
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    ilovebacon Well-Known Member VIP

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    too small... Because he's soooooooo fat :rolleye:
     
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    bobartbooey Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's all filler at this point... he bitches about being overweight, but then his ass crack is showing on AGT because his Varvatos pants are "loose at the waist".

    If he was really was overweight/had gained an inch or two, it's not like Varvatos wouldn't give him a few new custom tailored suits for all the f'n plugs he gives the guy. F'n cereal liar!
     
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    Bye You! The n word guy Gold

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    That's what i figured. Thanks.

    Guess he needs to redefine "portion"

    The king of knowing everything about how to lose weight sure is becoming a fatso. :ublob:
     
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    skytzoboy not a fuck to give

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