Discussion in 'The Bar' started by JJR, Jul 30, 2012.
True story and srsly. Inb4 torque off.
Are you trying to quit smoking?
beat off with one and post with the other. problem solved.
Twirl a pen. It is quite calming.
The Asians were always good at doing that in class. I was like the only white kid doing it. It actually helps you concentrate.
Nope. I'd just be setting myself up for failure with that one.
Is that possible?
The whole twirl it around your finger and catch it thing is neato. I wish I could do that.
So expensive these days
Sunflower seeds then.
Sir, I am a man and as such pour a cheek full of seeds and spit them as I crack em. Like a man.
Roasted peanuts then. That is a better answer.
But I'm prolly just gonna beat off.
I'm totally addicted to them.
Eat. Spit. Be Happy.
yeah but in like two minutes you won't know what to do with your hands again.
Ham sandwich and a nap.