I don't like sitting at tables like this at a restaurant

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  1. Lucky Pierre

    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    You awkwardly have to pretend to ignore the people sitting next to you.

    You have to talk in a lowered tone so you have slightly maintain a tiny bit of privacy.

    Throughout the meal, you hear bits and pieces of the conversation next to you (it can't be helped).

    Sometimes waiters slide in to that space between tables to take the order of the table next to yours and you have ass in face.
     
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    Lucky Pierre Well-Known Member

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    When I'm at a hotel and I'm going down to the lobby and I'm waiting for the elevator as the door is slowly opening, I'm hoping it's empty and when instead I see people inside, especially kids, I think/mumble a soft "fuck" to myself in disappointment.
     
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    I agree, I want privacy, especially with a broad when I want her too shove her feet between my legs and jerk me whilst eating
     
  4. Lucky Pierre

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    Just today, I was having lunch and the wife said, "What do you think of the bar area?" and pointed over my right shoulder. I turned to look and found myself looking eye-to-eye at two really big black guys who just happen to be sitting at a table in exactly the line of sight and direction as her pointing (the bar was behind them).

    They think my wife said something like, "Look at those two scary black guys right there... turn and look... right there".

    But she was just pointing to the bar.
     
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    i've seen you.
     
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    You hate people too. hifive.
     
  7. Lucky Pierre

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    I don't see any reason why you should include tax in your bill when you're figuring out the % for gratuity.
     
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    Not true.

    I love white girls with phat asses

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    zhukov Time traveler Gold

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    stop eating at shitty places

    problem solved
     
  10. Lucky Pierre

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    at least you tried...

    (buzzer/fail noise)

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    Interesting point...
     
  12. Lucky Pierre

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    I was driving this morning on a half-busy street in a commercial/retail area. The speed limit was 45mph. Cop pulls out in front. Everyone slows down. I'm behind a wall of cars going 34 to 39mph because these geniuses are afraid of the cop in front of them and don't realize that you're allowed to go 45mph and, if you're like me, you speed (just a bit) even in front of the cop because he's not going to pull you over for going 51 in a 45.

    So they all sit back like scared pussies and it takes forever to get around them.
     
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    Tried what?
     
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    Lucky Pierre is a tough guy :jj:
     
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    I like to do that.

    I usually pull up right next them, and sloooooooooooooooooowly rotate my head in their direction. By now they are staring.

    Then I salute, stomp on it, lay a little rubber, and head to Taco Bell.
     
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    right. the two Big Black Guys taught you that.
     
  17. Lucky Pierre

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    In a way I feel bad for Christian Slater.

    He started out so great: Heathers, Gleaming the Cube, Young Guns II, Pump up the Volume, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Really Bad Things, Broken Arrow, True Romance, Untamed Heart...

    Then what? Nothing but shit. It's weird and a bit sad.
     
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    I've always wanted to eat a girl out from this position but I don't think it's ever going to happen which makes me melancholy
    because life is so short.

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    The Pit and the Pendulum.