I don't like the ending of Poltergeist

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    It's one of my favorite movies ever, but I don't like this ending. The family survives the horrors and the hauntings, the little fat chick is all THIS HOUSE IS CLEAN LOL and everyone is just pleased as pie, what a nice happy ending

    Then the shit comes back for no fucking reason, the house is destroyed, they're homeless, and it ends with them checking into a motel

    What the fuck, that is fucking depressing


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    And they couldn't even watch TV in the motel. :(
     
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    OMG 2spooky4me


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    The pool is close enuff to the house.
    Let'em jump off the roof.
     
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    You know what's really depressing about Poltergeist?

    Those awful sequels.
     
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    Eh I didn't really bother with them

    Also, the curse :chair:
     
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    She died because of giant poop :down:
     
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    That's because Spielberg didn't direct those like he did for Hooper during the first.
     
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    Shit happens.
     
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    i'll wait for doytch's review.
     
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    The curse was was pretty horrible.
     
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    Did you see the remake?
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Fuckin kidding me? I'd rather watch my father eat a turd
     
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    And the older daughter was murdered :depressed:
     
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    I would compare Poltergeist to The Witch. Has anybody seen that Witch thread? Amazing!
     
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