I don't rejoice in the Lord.

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  1. Bro

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    I finally figured out what's wrong with me.

    I don't rejoice in the Lord.
     
  2. Harry Gibbs

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    i don't either. and maybe that's very, very right.
     
  3. NipplesAndToes23

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    Enjoy spending eternity in a lake of fire. :mrpeanut:
     
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    Fuck God :coffee:
     
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    yeah because that's going to happen.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

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    i got neg repped by jesus christ himself.

    can someone explain to me who exactly this gay "holy ghost" is? and then explain how christians pray to god, jesus, and (maybe) the holy ghost, but also say there is only one god? or do they just explain it by saying "all things are possible in christ."
     
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    I was reminded today what a horrible person I am because I don't accept Jesus into my life.
     
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    Fuck Jesus too :coffee:
     
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    mom? annoying aunt?
     
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    i got it, too. i think it was satan working.
     
  12. Bro

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    I visited my childhood church today. It's still as fucked up as ever.

    I want to donate a grand to them. That's how fucked up they are.
     
  13. Bro

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    Poor peoples problems.
     
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    Hail Satan full of grace :lo5:
     
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    you HAVE to watch the last 45 sec. lol

    [video=youtube;215C-tadRmk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=215C-tadRmk[/video]
     
  16. doughhead63

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    Good for you...fuck the lord.
     
  17. Bro

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    I can't help but to think church folk are shysters. Born again hippies as it were. :coffee:
     
  18. Harry Gibbs

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    omg i've been looking for that video forever. but there's one that has that footage with techno music. it's the tits.
     
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    Hippies > Churchgoers
     
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    You're preaching to the choir.