I Don't Sell Swag.

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Beths Arab, Oct 15, 2014.

  1. Beths Arab

    Beths Arab Well-Known Member VIP

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    Howard ripped on Oprah for being a sellout and claimed that he doesn't sell swag out of respect for his audience, plus he isn't that greedy.What about his "commercial free" revolution that's basically an infomercial for shitty merch/scummy sponsors like squatty potty and Ashley Madison etc etc etc.
    He's the biggest sellout since Kiss and he's dissing Oprah?
    I really think he's losing his mind because no normal mentally healthy person could be this delusional!
     
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    Don't forget the calendars and the auctions to sit in during the news or accompany Beef to the birthday show.
     
  4. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    I've never understood Howard's opinion on this. No one forces a person to buy a t-shirt or a coffee mug so those that buy them must really want them. You could be Oprah's biggest fan and own no Oprah merchandise.
     
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    After Howards Oprah rant he did a clandestine X-man commercial.

    The history of Howard involves constantly selling his fans side shit using his radio show.
    The tapes team edits ALL that out.
    When I listen to my stash of old shows he is always plugging his outside radio stuff!!!
     
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    Why sell swag when you have stole money from all your fans you fucking tall lanky witch??
     
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    He just asks for money for Beth's kitten ranch. I'd rather buy a mug.
     
  8. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Every huckster know the ultimate scam is to get people to sign up for a routine monthly payment.
     
  9. BethSucks

    BethSucks Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Exactly, you buy a shirt or a mug because you want it, he tries to guilt people into buying shit they don't want to "help the cats".
     
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    Blingbone
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    TallTyrion Triggered like a mofo VIP

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    I'm going to defend Gene Simmons here, even though Kiss sucks, he hasn't exactly been trying to come off as the saviour of all mankind or the voice of the voiceless like Hmus. Look, I don't like Okrah, not one bit, but if Hmus found out she would come on his show, he would lather up that ass. Hmus is the worst kind of phony
     
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    Don't forget Robin's phoney charity.
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Maybe you misunderstood him and he actually said "I blew a fag".
     
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    what is he saying Robin?
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    Fred: Huuuhhhhh???
     
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    I'm not a money grabber Robin:oy2:
     
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    Gary: What do you do for a living?
     
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    what was that? I was doodling
     
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    Butt bongo fiesta was the biggest piece of shit ever put out.
     
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