I Don't Think People Look at Other People's Ears.

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  1. MyLazyHand

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    Howard Stern has massive ears, and I think that's why he tries to hide them with that ridiculous hair.

    Richard Belzer has sails for ears and doesn't hide them.

    Do you ever look at ears? I can't even find a photo showing Howard's ears. He's always photographed with them covered up, but he has some giant ones underneath the nylon.



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    Not unless they are cauliflower or pick up cable.
     
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    Ok, My weird confession.......The size and shape of a woman's ears can be a deal breaker for me....Have been with girls that have long thick beautiful hair.....And in one second, When she flips her hair behind one, I see either....A beautiful, Small to normal sized beautifully shaped ear, I can get wood......But, If it's big/huge, Misshapen or distorted.....I can't deal with it.......Let the insult's begin.........
     
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    I look at ears. Natalie Portman's ears are a 10 Jennifer Love Hewitt's are a 4. At best.
     
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    *fixed*
     
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    :grad: The silhouette of a person's head, including the ears, is what the brain recognizes first. Proven.
     
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    My challenge to you: find a picture showing Howard's ears. I dare you.
     
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    [video=youtube;gvxWdnu9iDE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvxWdnu9iDE&hd=1[/video]
     
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    His ear look normal to me...

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    What does it mean? I mean......What are reactions to particular shapes sizes......Link?
     
  13. MyLazyHand

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    Ear lobe is connected, for one thing.

    Try and find a recent photo. They're huge.
     
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    There's one of him in that ghastly fedora....And he has the hoop earrings and his pre-implant chin.........
     
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    For the record, I'm a better-looking version of this guy (sadly). My nose, ears and teeth are better. What the heck happened to his right ear --- it's like it's trying to escape his head.
     
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    He has a homohawk.
     
  20. MyLazyHand

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    Good one!

    His ear lobe area is 3x the size of my own. Maybe 4x.