I don't usually post on Fri night/Sat morn. Does it always suck this much dick?

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Fucking lame. I may read a book or something.
     
  2. FunnyFarm2

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    pretty much
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    No more Friday overtime for me if this keeps up.

    I could be home right now drinking this monster egg nog my brother makes with lighter fluid.
     
  4. sarnie

    sarnie a.k.a. smarmie

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    im here to help

    [video=youtube;vLJ9fHqDlOA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLJ9fHqDlOA[/video]
     
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    oh hell....OT trumps it all
     
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    You just get me
     
  7. artiesoffspring

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    It sucks dick because you don't post Fri Night/Sat Morn. I can't do this alone.
     
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    It usually sucks scrotum ...You're lucky you're here on a night where it sucks dick
     
  9. sarnie

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    :p
     
  10. Scott

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    I usually prefer to work Saturday but I have my reasons.
     
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    Let's see the gun show
     
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    Your Whose Line thread isn't helping anything.
     
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    You didn't even see my post in the dead lady thread.
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Yes I did but I didn't want to make geo any more uncomfortable. I'm a gentleman. :hat:
     
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    What book you reading?
     
  16. artiesoffspring

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    Yeah, well -- shit.
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    [​IMG]
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    When ground control tries to contact Major Tom, why wasn't it considered that maybe Major Tom was dropping a deuce?
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Because you don't hang up your radio and close the stall door in space. You just poop and watch it float around the room. No reason not to answer your calls.
     
  20. artiesoffspring

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    No way. The same principle applies as talking on the phone. You don't talk on the phone while you poop. Why would you talk to NASA?