I DON'T want a 40th birthday party!!!

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    Says Beth stern on fallon...if there is a red carpet she will go.

    And she says can u believe I'm turning 40 Jimmy like nobody turns 40 but her... Wow!


    Oh & happy birthday Beth! When is her birthday anyway?
     
  2. jyanks

    jyanks Well-Known Member

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    I think it's around july 13 - give or take a day.
     
  3. Ruffypup

    Ruffypup Well-Known Member

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    I like how she walks on to these shows with that cutesy embarrased look like omg "here I am"! cue the nemo
     
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    what is that in horse years?
     
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    Schmoopy and I don't want a bday party for 40th either
     
  6. Lola

    Lola little-known member

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    :bigcry:
     
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    Peau de Soie Edit Button? Thanks LaserTilt!

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    "No I can't! It looks like you did that years ago!"
     
  8. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I like when her arms flap all over...
    :bee:
     
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    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    She doesn't want a birthday party, but I am betting she expects Howie to buy her a Leer jet with a pilot so she and Billy Joel's ex can troll for guys in LA and Miami while Howie is doing live shows on AGT.
     
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    Where's MY camera howArd I do not want a party! It's like he is watching he is jacking off cause u r gone, AGAIN!
     
  12. DaBUU

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    If Beth said she was turning 50, I could easily believe it.
     
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    At her birthday party they can play pin the tail on the horse. opps I mean donkey.
     
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    I hope she gets a pinata and someone clinks her on the head with the bat.
     
  16. OV

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    They should commission a Gallop Poll
     
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    How pissed will she be when she doesn't get one.

    She's become a full Jew. Will complain whether she gets one or not.
     
  18. Ruffypup

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    When has Howard ever thrown a birfday party? Beth just doesnt want to party with HIM in the sack on her birthday and she wants to be able to go out to the club without him. :bee:
     
  19. IlluminatiJones

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    Immigrant children will spell out her name in sparklers.......................their burning flesh will smell like victory to her.

    And speaking of immigrant children, that's the next career move. She's already been priming the pump with the twits and tweets about "falling in love" on the mom caves set with little boys and scary-kidnapping-smooching them.

    The try-to-get-famous ladder is as follows:

    first rung-model: no

    second rung-animals: no

    third rung-either take cooking lessons, dig wells for and hand out food to less-than-white babies, or adopt one of them

    But all of this is a red herring........................what about the renewal of their vows?!?
     
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    Horsey wants a birthday celebration oh so much!:cheer::jumping::bday::party: