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I Don't Want To Pay Any Taxes When I Win The Lottery Tonight

Discussion in 'Politics' started by DryOatmeal, Nov 28, 2012.

  1. DryOatmeal

    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    renounce renounce renounce :dancin:
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    i'm trying to figure out a way to get the poor and middle-class to pay them for me :bigthink:
     
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    have them buy all the tickets but for your winning one :c
     
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    The man will be there waiting for you with the check :)
     
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    i mean, you do know that's why they call the lottery a tax on dumb people, right? :nojj:
     
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    Kinda like religion
     
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    A partner that I work with has represented 10+ lottery winners in the last few years...none of which were people who won above $10 million but still a lot of money.

    The amount of family/friends that flock to the winners is always what shocks me....even people with 1 brother and no other family have family you didnt know existed at his door the next door demanding money.
     
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    You mean outside the states where the funding of the lottery tickets go to school funds (Georgia Colleges), helping Veterans with disabilities (New Jersey), etc....?
     
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    You have to already be rich to avoid taxes. New money bend over.
     
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    that's what howard stern's father always said
     
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    oh snap
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    they withhold 25% automatically for the feds

    there's no state tax on lottery winnings in NJ

    i would take the annuity and get 18.3 mill a year before fed tax

    let's say the bush tax cuts expire and i end up paying 39% that's 7.1 mill in taxes

    it will be very difficult but i think i can squeeze by on 11 mill cash every 12 months for 30 years
     
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    shitcunt Well-Known Member

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    weren't you just proposing a 99% tax rate in another thread? how much would you get to keep if that went into effect?
     
  15. I invented that

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    dats a goood wun:haha:
     
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    DryOatmeal Well-Known Member VIP

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    actually i said 95% and 99% on liberal actors and athletes

    can't you people get anything right ?
     
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    and i also said "until the country is fixed"

    considering i'd take the annuity, i'd be in a 95% tax rate for a year at best
     
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    and before you start crying "taxing the rich alone can't fix the country" don't leave out everything else i typed
     
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    i know you fools all too well
     
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    18 million a year doesn't qualify for the 95% tax bracket? or do you mean the country would be fixed in just 1 year?
     

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