I dreamt last night that I was going out with JOHN C REILLY....FOR MY HEALTH!

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  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge? VIP

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    He was working at a casino near my house to prepare for his next movie role and we fell in love.

    It was so romantic.
     
  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Did you eat at Del Gringos or go for some shooshe with guacomole and peaches?
     
  3. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge? VIP

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    I think he worked at a retail shop in the casino and I bought some colon cleanse in a big bottle from him. I love dreams.
     
  4. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    Her name is Rrrrrrrrreine. It means queen.
     
  5. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    You 2 could runaway and become river broat gramblers
     
  6. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    I dont care what anyone says the guy is funny and a decent actor. And he has frive broats
     
  7. lickety split

    lickety split New Member Banned User

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    He would be a fun date.
     
  8. HaroldJackson

    HaroldJackson Well-Known Member

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    He's a hunk. Check please!
     
  9. redshirt

    redshirt Well-Known Member

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    Pretty good voice, reminiscent of Roy Orbison

    [video=youtube;ujGRL9X1XRQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujGRL9X1XRQ[/video]
     
  10. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Is he as funny in person as he is in his movies/shows? :spaz:
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal What is the charge? VIP

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    He was a pretty serious actor...He was in Chicago and all of that crap. He can really sing his ass off.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    He was quite suave.
     
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    he sang at the Oscars with Wil Ferrell. pretty funny
     
  14. StormCloud

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    In your dream?

    BTW, can you walk me through the steps from colon cleanse to fucking? That is quite a leap.