I Eat Out Of The Garbage At Least Once A Day

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  1. blairg

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    Not actual garbage though. Example, this morning I ate half my bagel and I was full, so I put the rest back in the bag and then through it in the garbage in my office. Then like an hour later I took it out and ate it because I got hungry again. Did the same thing later in the day with half a 6 inch sub. Anyone else do this?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Your threads are what you eat

    :dancin:
     
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    sometimes I swallow my own vomit
     
  7. blairg

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    :scratch:
     
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    Depends on how dirty the garbage can is.
     
  9. blairg

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    :rolleye:
     
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    your threads are shit blarg thats what he is saying
     
  11. blairg

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    I thought you died in the tornado :nocheer:
     
  12. blairg

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    ahh I get it! thanks!

    wait :mad:
     
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    fuckin faggot ass blaarg
     
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    At least you don't have to deal with eating out a chick, ICKY.
     
  16. blairg

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    it's never dirty, only other thing that goes in it is paper. I don't like to recycle.
     
  17. blairg

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    is it always Seinfeld with you? :facepalm:
     
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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    So paper and half eaten old food

    Yeah, can't imagine it getting dirty
     
  19. blairg

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    :mad:
     
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    this is true cuz he is a faggot