I Emailed This To Mari This Morning

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  1. blairg

    blairg loving Mari

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    The Morning Is Always Sweeter
    after a night of dreaming of you
    the sun shines brighter
    the air feels fresher
    my orange juice tastes better
    I love you muffin
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    And then what happened??

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  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    me too
     
  4. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    He emailed it to you too?? That's fucking sick, Tootie!! :mad:





    HAL's Chinese for Christ's sake!! :slapping:
     
  5. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    You should ask chriza to help punch up your faggotry.
     
  6. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hickory dickory dock
    Put your jajaja mouth on my cock
     
  7. Mur

    Mur soon VIP

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    Did you write the poem?
     
  8. Onion

    Onion Well-Known Member

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    Blairf. :facepalm:
     
  9. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    your orange juice comes in a bag.
     
  10. SeXtion 8

    SeXtion 8 New Member VIP

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    I sent her a dirty limerick and a Rorschach ink splatter I made with my balls.
     
  11. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    That's romantic Blairg, I'm gonna use it and not give you credit :toptip:
     
  12. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    That kinda stuff never turns out well, chick thinks you're too gay or something. :facepalm:
     
  13. droops42

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    I knew she did not think of that on her own when she emailed it to me.
     
  14. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    :lol:
     
  15. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    I got this from mari a few days ago: rose are red violets are blue, blairg is too ugly, can I fuck you! :jajaja:
     
  16. MissPoker

    MissPoker Active Member

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    :wub: :hug: the sweetest poem ive ever read
     
  17. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    Mari have you shown Blaaaaarg your cock yet
     
  18. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    :eek:
     
  19. Onion

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    Of course, she has. :jj:
     
  20. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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