I enjoy visiting craigslist for different cities

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  1. sickfeeling

    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    http://amarillo.craigslist.org/vol/4749516062.html

    This was posted in volunteers needed

    Looking for certain type of woman I haven't been able to find lately.
    Only looking for a few things
    �?� Not part of Tyson triple OG club
    �?� Not part of my ex-brother in-laws or cozens hooker ring.
    �?� Not part of a porno ring.
    �?� Good looking, not fat.
    �?� I LIKE FOREN LANGUAGES. I NEED TO KNOW THE LANGUGES AND CUSTOMS U KNOW.
    �?� I need normal women with old world values to have a normal life and be able to travel without bringing along riffraff. Maybe start a small newspaper. Develop a sort of stock system dealing in commodities. It might be fun. Don't need to be the smartest just trustworthy, and can't sell out.
    �?� I don't need movie stars, I need real people.
    �?� STD clean


    I got more important things to do than hanging with thugs, pimping, and hustling. I got better things to do and don't need riffraff keeping everything around me running like a chimp operation.

    To gain independence from current conditions and support living conditions better, safer, minimal security cost and easy maneuverability. For better recreation activities.

    On email response post language you know.

    I have been playing D&D. I got enough experience points to wright high level scrolls, but I have been going threw a lot of dark elves and orks. I have been trying to cast these spells as fast as i can but, Its been draining me of a lot of mania. All of the guilds have been corrupted. I cant find any good female clerics or druids anywhere.

    kevin kevcdl at gmal kevcdl at yaho
     
  2. I invented that

    I invented that VIP Extreme Gold POTY Politics

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    thanks for sharing you first post on Craigslist with us.
     
  3. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    Hold on.
    I'll call my sister.
     
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    You know, once I had a client. Everyone said the dude was so smart he talks 10,000 feet over your head. Sure enough, had a meeting with him and didn't get a fucking word he was saying. Turns out the dude was wasn't a genius as all. Just certifiably fucking crazy. Worked for a HUGE company for 2 years as an Executive Director before they "got him help".

    Thanks for your time.
     
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    Sick, do you live in Odessa? This was in the Odessa Craigslist or whatever city services Odessa:

    I work in the oilfield (mid 20’s) and have no time to date so I’m looking for a homeless girl that wants a place to stay . You do not need to work just cook clean and bedroom fun. I want someone I can chill with watch movies with and play PS4 with and gamer girls are a plus. You go from the streets to a big comfortable bed , hot bubble baths , and good food and a person to cuddle with on the couch. I want a girl to take to movies walks in the park , and to share hot coco with when the winter comes. You must be drug free and willing to stay that way. I have a high sex drive and love to cuddle. If this sounds like something you would be willing to try please send a couple pics to prove you are real and put the word “Home” in the title. You must swallow. I am real and it has been a little rainy lately, in fact it’s raining right now and all weekend!! Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you’ll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation…..!! Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks
     
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    That would be in the transsexual classifieds you silly goose
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    Fucker has a ps4. Might get a hit
     
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    sickfeeling Well-Known Member

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    That Odessa is priceless...

    "Any older and you'll blame me for your problems"
     
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    Sick :cheer:
     
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    Yeah, I tried but he insisted on a girl.
     
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    You monkey
     
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    He's basically looking for a slave. I have to hand it to him for fully thinking out his fantasy.
     
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    sicky :hw:
     
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    You back home getting ready for tax season or did you get married and settle down? :gflash:
     
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    Student teaching
    Fuckers I'll probably drag me in to help as April gets closer
     
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    You just watch it
     
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    I am glad you are feeling better buddy!
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    Will click when not at work.