I fainted in the bathroom this morning and smashed my toilet

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  1. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I woke up, went to the bathroom to puke, and realized nothing would come up. When I stood up from my hunched over position, I felt all my energy disappear. I think I was either going to try to sit down on the toilet, or make a run for my room, but next thing I knew, I was on the floor with pain all over. I must have fallen on the toilet because the base is shattered and moved out of position. My sister who's visiting heard the noise and came to help me, and my parents are stopping by tomorrow to see the damage.

    Right now my tailbone hurts like crazy, and my shoulder blades / upper back area hurts when I move my arms.

    Edit: Video

    [video=youtube;VUhMb0WoSIw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUhMb0WoSIw[/video]
     
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  2. Phil McKrakin

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    die
     
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    Good Going. :coffee:
     
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    You couldn't hold up the weight of that massive forehead in your weakened state.
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    Why are you so mean to me? I thought we were friends before.
     
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    Your parents are getting on a fucking airplane and flying to your city to look at your toilet?

    You are a liar. Stop lying.
     
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    My parents are still in Norway on vacation youf ucking donk
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    I can upload a video
     
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  13. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    if gridman stops.
     
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    Fainting is kinda :gayhand:
     
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    2 dates and you dont like tits?
     
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    garypagetwo The Gun Gold

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    ok hold on ill go take pics
     
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    Oh! Now they're in NORWAY on vacation. Now your parents live in a different country. :jj:
     
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    Does "fucking donk" have a universal meaning?
     
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    Gary, this is karma cunt punching you for molesting helpless dogs.
     
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