I fear for the current Mrs. Bell

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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    ....according to Art, she is approaching the age of 30. She may be hitting the wall for him
    and another "asthma attack" may be on the horizon, followed by a two week mourning period
    and a third "Mrs Baby Bell" will be Fed Ex'ed from the Philippines for his pleasure. That said,
    it's good to have him back.
     
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    How old was the former Mrs Bell when she had her 'accident'?
     
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    ...he's getting up there, he may not want to wait that long.
     
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    I hope one day you open the door, and there is a Martian with an Afro dressed like Sam Jackson in Pulp Fiction waiting to beat your ass on the stoop. :grad:
     
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    dude loves that young flip puss
     
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    Gummy smile, but her face isn't too smashed in...for a Pilipino.
     
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    Dead in 5 years...bet me.
     
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    Looks like a pedo
     
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    This thread is ridiculous.
     
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    Go fuck yourself.
     
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    Ill take a peice of that action
     
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    I love Art Bell.....the guy's a fucking nut (In a good way) and his show was always captivating and weird. I used to love smoking joints in my Ford Courier when I was a teenager and listening to him on Coast to Coast. The whole thing with his dead wife is bizarre and fitting for his persona.
     
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    People don't realize the strain asthma puts on your heart and lungs.. plus Ramona and Art were both smokers (an asthmatic who smokes has a death wish IMO), cats can aggravate the condition, and it can kill you pretty quick under the right conditions. Most asthma patients way overuse their rescue inhalers.

    Years of smoking and and abusing inhalers, she probably had the lungs of an 87 year old.

    As weird as Art is, its cruel to even kid about his loss and her tragic death. I know its very suspect to fall "in love" again and remarry so quickly, but it could be Art is simply one of those men who can't live alone and went back to what he knew worked for him before... a younger, needy, subservient female to take care of him and meet his needs. Sounds kinda like someone else we know, doesn't it? I think it is simply how soon he did it as opposed to what he did. But people handle grief and loss in many different ways, some can't move on, and some must move on rapidly.
     
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    :winner: Considering Art looks the way he does and is married to a 30 year old, I say good for him.
     
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    Ramona was an asthmatic AND a smoker??? Well, that is a death wish...maybe b/c she was married to Art.:rolleye:

    Just kidding. I love Art. And I am so happy to hear him on air again.