I feel as if my time as a massage parlor broad is coming to an end

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  1. WillyBest

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    I think the cops may be on to me...
     
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  2. WillyBest

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    Unhappy ending
     
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    I wonder what cop she masturbated to end up in cuffs.
     
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    She clearly didn't do a good job.

    Amateur. :urolleyes:
     
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    Big tits for an Oriental
     
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    She left all the evidence laying around.
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    In a napkin.
     
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    sucky sucky 20 dolla
     
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    Hey now!
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    Mmm... who dis?
     
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    My favorite line given to me when I frequented Asian Massage Parlors was "You're strong"
     
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    That episode is great btw.
     
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    Did you capture the mess in a dixie cup or did you just let it shoot out?
     
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    There was this morbidly obese Uber driver that would come in from time to time and he always brought his own dixie cup. Weirdest thing...

    Fucker never tipped, either! :mad:
     
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    Was he always carrying a crab and staring at the Asians?
     
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    Spice Boy laid the wood to her... The audio tape of her getting nail by Spice was pretty, pretty, pretty good....

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    Oh no!!!! You always know that one spot I like