I feel insulted and get pissed when people call me Mike

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Ridic Too, Aug 15, 2013.

  1. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    "Hi I'm Michael. Nice to meet you."

    "Hey Mike. I'm Doug. Nice to meet you too."

    "I said MICHAEL, shit dick!" :cuss:
     
  2. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    What can you do?? People like to abbreviate names- makes them think it sounds more personal and friendly.
     
  3. freds

    freds you broke it VIP

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    you don't look like you deserve a "Michael."



    Mike.
     
  4. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    Shut the fuck up, Mikey.
     
  5. Schmoopy

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    I prefer Mike and my parents call me Mikey.


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  6. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Mikey is a faggy name to be called kid IMHO.
     
  7. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Hello?
     
  8. Daveindiego

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    Wow. That is some crazy shit, yo.

    I always figured that all Michaels WANTED to be called Mike.

    Michael is pretty faggy.

    My bad Michael. :gayhand:
     
  9. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Wassup Popcorn. :c
     
  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Mikey's endearing, shit mult. :nono:
     
  11. Danas Boyfrien

    Danas Boyfrien Trump's African American Gold

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    When people I'm not having sex with call me Michael I assume it's a passive aggressive way of saying they don't like me.
     
  12. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I have the opposite problem
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    :lol:

    Schtoopy doesn't know who he is talking to, I love it when he does that. :jj:
     
  14. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...oh and fuck the Yankees
     
  15. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    I'm a professional and deserve to be treated as one, DAVE.
     
  16. Avery

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    Michael Tyson just doesn't have the same ring to it. :bigthink
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    :facepalm:
     
  18. Ridic Too

    Ridic Too New Member Banned User

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    Whatever, Catherine.

    Avatar bet for the weekend series?
     
  19. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    sure :hat:
     
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