I feel like a dickhead

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 19, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Last night the fat chick came over and finally just demanded to know why I didn't want to fuck her and basically browbeat me into saying she was too big

    :nocheer:

    But on the upside, we parted on very amicable terms

    And on top of that I'm going to see Alanis Morissette with a hot chick next month so hooray on that

    :cheer:


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  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Fuck this thread

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  3. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    big tits
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    I thought this was your lunch thread.
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Wow. You told that ho she was too fat?
     
  6. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    you fucked her, didnt ya?
     
  7. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Let's see more pix of that bitch. I have to figure out how goofy you are.
     
  8. Beer Can Cock

    Beer Can Cock Well-Known Member

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    Should have just done it. Hot chicks have a spidey sense and can tell if you have had sex recently. You oughta know.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She kinda put the words in my mouth...
     
  10. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I think you are supposed to say that you are striving to be a better person and you are taking a sabbatical for a few months to clear your mind.
     
  11. Cheri

    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    :jj: How did you part friends if you told her she's fat?
     
  12. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    :c
     
  13. Apple the cat

    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    No worries. Did what you had to do.
     
  14. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    s'all pink on the inside :coffee:
     
  15. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Dang, couldn't you have just told her that you're not attracted to her or that you two aren't a good match or something? :facepalm:
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    She was understanding. She's one of those chicks who is fat but gets laid all the time anyway so my tiny dick was no loss.

    I just HATED having to say it. I felt terrible.
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Yeah girls love hearing that first one :rolleyes:
     
  18. Krusty

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    He gave her a cookie .
     
  19. Tuesday

    Tuesday VIP Extreme Gold

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    Yeah, maybe not that one. :(
     
  20. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    yep, he fucked her