I feel like compliment fishing tonight

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, May 11, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    is that Michael Moore?
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    I've heard you have a huge, rock hard dick
     
  4. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    ...pillow talk with kanye
     
  5. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    beatlejaws nowhere poster

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    you are a fine young man with a bright future
     
  7. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    beat ya by one minute faggot
     
  8. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    You hairline makes your face look like a heart.
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  10. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

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    "Tonight"? What time zone you in bro? :coffee:
     
  11. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    What is compliment fisting?
     
  12. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Peyton manning is so awesome.
     
  13. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    I lol'd when you posted: "Where's my lunch, you fat prick!" :pissed: (when your boss was buying you lunch that day)

    that was funny :hat:
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    you were right when you said the face was the most important feature on a woman
     
  15. Husker Riley

    Husker Riley Well-Known Member

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    Your ability to cook chicken and cut onions is top notch...
     
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    Very well, sir. You're… not only handsome, but a powerful man. I could see the second you walked in here, you were someone to reckon with…
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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  18. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie POTY The Bar VIP

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    Your dual earrings and the anal bead necklace are slightly less gay than Jeton ass raping his retarded husband.