i feel like i'm doing the gayest thing right now

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i just smoked a little pot and now i'm curled up on my bed, under a quilt because the a/c is on so low that it's freezing nuts in here, eating a bowl of white cheddar kettle corn, drinking a caffeine free diet coke, and browsing the internet. what's new with you?

    love,

    gay dinkus
     
  2. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    fagola
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Caffiene free Diet Coke? Might as well just suck a cock.
     
  4. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    at least you didn't start a HAL thread
     
  5. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Quilt is made of foreskin.
     
  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    heathers?

    hey fuck you phil.
     
  8. ice cream

    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    are you same dink who pawned the fat man on a daily basis?

    if so visit ur roots
     
  9. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    That's really gay Dinkus. I am doing sit-ups in my room watching comicbookgirl19. :gayhand:
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    What are you wearing?
     
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  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    silky underarmour boxer briefs and cheddar tipped fingers on my left hand.
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    That's close to gay enough. Good thing they aren't cotton.
     
  14. FtM

    FtM Starless & Bible Black Gold

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    The cheddar smell in the bedroom and all the crumbs on the sheets sound pretty nasty....Dan probably read that and was all...:puke:
     
  15. HAL

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    I wish my hands were made of cheddar :(
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i'm not some animal who can't manage to cleanly take a piece of popcorn and place it in my mouth without making a mess. are there people who can't do that?
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    if they were made of swiss you could fuck them. baby swiss for you hal.
     
  18. HAL

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    I don't want my pecker to smell like cheese.
     
  19. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    jews call it a schmeckle.
     
  20. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I've never met a Jew