I feel like I'm slowly becoming retired

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Only 30 years to go :facepalm:


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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

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    You should slip and fall at Target and sue. You could be retired NOW.
     
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    Chriza do you have a 401k or IRA?
     
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    I was out of work for 4 months a couple of years ago and I realized I will never be able to retire, I need the structure and sense of accomplishment :grad:
     
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    :jj:

    Oh Cheri...

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  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I have over 100k honorable kills in World of Warcraft
     
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    :spit:
     
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    Zug Zug!
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    FOR THE FORSAKEN


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  14. geo

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    let me be the first to congratulate you :up:
     
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    :jj:
     
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    10 years to pull my pension. Then I get to do whatever I want wherever I want.
     
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    I can cut loose my agricultural team of messicans and you can come mow my lawn every Saturday:mow:
     
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    you're kinda retired right now
     
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    Only if I get paid to stand around and point like I do now :fil:
     
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    You could always look into Norway's version of "early retirement"

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    @garypagetwo :eek:
     
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