Entertainment I fell asleep with the TV on and a TV Evangelist came on

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by dawg, Feb 11, 2016.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    you can hear people talking when you are taking a nap. He kept asking for people to sew a $59 seed. He told stories about how people get rewarded for that seed. He said one woman sent in her seed and the next day that she received a check for $1000 out of the blue from someone that she or anybody else knew at her house.

    Have any of you ever received a check from someone you dont know? I want to sew a seed to get rich.

    This is the guy right here

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  2. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    :jackoff:
     
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  3. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He said you can put it on your credit card or borrow it if you were broke.
     
  4. Abner Devereaux

    Abner Devereaux Well-Known Member

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    Cool. Borrow it from him and pay him when the miracle money shows up.

    Surely he has total faith it will happen.
     
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  5. sumtexan

    sumtexan Consentido de Dios Gold

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    It's a sign. He saw you through the tv and could tell you are in a bad way and need some saving.
     
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    Toupee.. check...Dyed beard...check...Lying bastard...check..Fits right in with the other scumbag tv evangelists.
     
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  7. Donkeyboy2190

    Donkeyboy2190 Never earned a dimes

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    That guy is a piece of work

    http://www.dmagazine.com/publicatio...ole-televangelist-mike-murdocks-safe?single=1
     
  8. Skipnoid

    Skipnoid Lick Me!

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    Sounds legit. Probably a decent investment.
     
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    Biff DiBiase Philanthropist and accountant at Larry, Inc. Gold

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    My number has been blocked by all of the major Bible networks. :grad:
     
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    rogmar Well-Known Member

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    So people send him their money then a miracle will happen?
    Is that how this thing works?
    Sounds plausible....lol.
     
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    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    there's a special place in hell for those profit preaching cocksuckers.
     
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    Its hard to comprehend the level of intelligence of the people who would actually send money to this guy.
     
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    Makes sense now why Cruz is popular with this group, gullible dopes.
     
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    HypocriteHowie Well-Known Member

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    The Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Redemption also sent out a plea for seeds, but had to stop because people were sending semen.



    If you care to see how the church was set up.

     
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    When I was growing up, my grandmother watched all that shit.
    I shudder to think of all the scratch she sent them....But I did steal all her pills while she was glued to the tube, so it worked out.
     
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    I'm sending him 5,900 today. I can hardly wait for my check to arrive next week. This will be great!