WTF I fell off the diet wagon yesterday harder than the people fell out of the towers on 9/11

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I had a bagel AND a hot dog :facepalm:


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    You are a fucking douchebag.
     
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    :facepalm:

    There's ballbusting and edgy humor - and then there's just poor taste.


    Guess which side of the equation this post falls on.
     
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    I ate half a pizza and drank a bottle of wine.
    I'm still on pace with my diet.
     
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    A bagel dog would have been the better choice
     
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    You'll never recover from this terrible affliction
     
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    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

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    I know man, my willpower just went tits up


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    Diets suck,best way to loose weight get a broken jaw.
     
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    I'm not trying to be funny I really did have a bagel

    It was jalapeno and cheddar


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    yeah, but did you have 2 snicker's ice cream bars after dinner, and then two more at like 330am this morning? :fil:

    Because I did. :prancing:
     
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    What kind of pizza

    Details fgt


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    Daaaaaaamn Daniel
     
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    I can only show you that which is worth learning.

    I can't make you learn it.
     
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    what did you put on the bagel?
     
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    Extra large pepperoni and sausage.
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

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    Cobb salad from Chick-Fil-A you'll be healthy again in no time!

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