I felt shades of Beth this morning

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  1. NotMyBro

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    :facepalm:

    So I'm doing my morning PT (habits die hard) and was preparing to run few miles through the local park when I heard loud squeals. I turn around, I saw a bird on the ground and few squirrels pushing it away. After I chased them away, I grabbed the bird and noticed its wing was bloody. I took of my shirt off and wrapped the bird with it. Some chick who was also a running through the park also noticed what was going on so she came over and she looked on her phone and found a wildlife preserve that was few miles away. She has a car so she drove us to a vet there and they took the bird and are now taking care of it. Apparently, its left wing is broken in two places and they think it was due to a car strike.

    People there told us the bird was a male Northern Flicker and it looked just like in this pic from Wikipedia. Never seen this species before. I thought it was native to Seattle but it's apparently widespread across all of NA.

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    When I was in the car with this girl, all I could think about was that Beth vid of her releasing a seagull. :giggle:



    I lost the shirt but I got a date with that girl. She's nice! LOL
     
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    That was a very nice thing to do :)
     
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    flipping cool...I saved an odd colored 'spotted skunk' only to find out it was probably bred by someone....
    I didn't save it...it was tame..with 4 babies...in my county you are supposed to turn them over to animoe controe..

    F them...like the county has funds to save skunks...or possums...fuck them.

    GREAT POST......

    F-MUTT
     
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    Looking forward to seeing your wang again in the NSFW section. :thumbup2:
     
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    I want to have sex with you!
     
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    :love:
     
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    My dogs got skunked last week. They thought they were chasing a black and white cat. It took two baths each (3 dogs) to get the stench out.
     
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    Now you have two dates! :beer:
     
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    was it a boy flicker or a girl flicker?
     
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    Male. It had those red shiny feathers around its neck. According to Wikipedia, females don't have that. Really pretty bird! Woodpecker family. Never seen or heard of it before today.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Northern_flicker
     
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    You guys are way too nice...I'm an incredible asshole....I humblebrag...I'm an asshole....:nutz:


    f-mutt
     
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    That is what we love about you.
     
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    NotMyBro...are you going to release it from a tupperware tub when it's better?
     
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    Can you please go back to the vet, find the bird, put on a bathing suit and some big giant false eyelashes, plant a big giant kiss on it's beak, and then tweet it out to all of us???
     
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    And when you're ramming her from behind, don't forget to thank the Northern Flicker.
     
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    I'll make sure I dress up in drag. I'll be a buffer version of Bethman.

    I actually had to fill a form and put my name down, my address and the address where I found the bird. The girl I was with gave them a donation as well. They also gave us a tag number so we can call in check up on the bird! :facepalm:
     
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    You deserve a magazine cover for this!
     
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    [​IMG]

    You know who would hire a hit man for stealing Beef's act.
     
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    Saving animals will never be my issue with :whythelongface?: , it's :whythelongface?:constant need to facebook/instagram every single thing with the hopes she/he will get press because lord knows :whythelongface?: hasn't dones a single thing productive in the Entertainment ever.

    That said you are a saint for saving that poor bird. Bless you.
     
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    That face pisses me right the fuck off!
     
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