i figured oot what i need siri to do for me

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i been getting up at 4:45 am to go cycling lately an i check the weather each night before i go to bed to see if i should bother getting up that early. i need siri to coordinate between the local weather app an my alarm clock. i want to be able to be all like "siri, wake me up at 4:45 am if it's not raining tomorrow morning, but don't wake me up until 6:30 if it is."

    that's solid, right?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    yes
     
  3. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    meanwhile, i see john malkovich ask siri to tell him a joke an it kind of does. when i ask, i get this nonsense....



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  4. VarmintSam

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    Rain? lucky bastard, I can only dream of such a luxury
     
  5. wanker

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    [​IMG]apple is trying to block the release of the samsung s3....


    this wot im havin when it arrives
     
  6. HAL

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  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    i saw something aboot that but i didn't catch why they're trying to block it. how come?
     
  8. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it only seems to rain on weekends an whenever i need to ride.
     
  9. wanker

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    some patent issues, samsung really is the better phone..

    and i m an apple computer dude
     
  10. HaroldJackson

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    She won't help you. She'llreccomebd a hotel or actually 7 hotels in your area or 12 restaurants that menrion "rain"in their reviews.
     
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    dinkus u couldn't be a bigger faggot even if you were wearing a skirt and a push up bra.....
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    that's hardly breaking news, queerbait.
     
  13. wetback

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    I just pre ordered one of those. fuck your iphone dink.. :hw:
     
  14. HaroldJackson

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    Siri, what time is high tide?
    Sorry I can't get that particular weather info for you.
    That's the simplest shit, I can look out my window and see what tide it is.
    ( I only asked her to see what location she would use. )
     
  15. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    enjoy your 30 minute battery life bro. fucking widgets. :jj:
     
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    You have her calling you Dinkus?.... Right now she calls me "Fat Cock".
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    dinkus mayhem is my real life name bro.
     
  18. Onion

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    Yes.