I finally got approved by uber!!!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by baltimore mike, Dec 9, 2015.

  1. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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  2. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    You gonna jack while you're driving?
     
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  3. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    Nope Iam a pro
     
  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    I'm soon horny
     
  5. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    Hang out by the strip clubs and you'll be getting blow jobs from strippers on the way home. :grad:
     
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  6. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Did you give up auto sales?
     
  7. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Any jobs yet?
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Like in 5 minutes?
     
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  9. Sea Slob

    Sea Slob Well-Known Member

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    Make sure you throw away the crumpled up cheeseburger wrappers in the back seat before picking people up :grad:
     
  10. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    No I am a hustler
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I edged for over 2 hours :facepalm:
     
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  12. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Yaaaaaa
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Don't die Baltimore Neckfat. :bigcry:
     
  14. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream VIP

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    Mike has 3 jobs, schmoopy has none.
     
  15. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    How can you do that
     
  16. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    I'm good
     
  17. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    How can you do that
     
  18. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    Saaweeeet
     
  19. FatKidSullivan

    FatKidSullivan Smoking Cigars

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    You should get one of those cool sliding rigs for a pistol like Travis had in Taxi Driver.

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  20. Anfkid

    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Congrats Mike! Now you can take Brandi Rose for a ride.