I finally heard it!!

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by TehLivingDeath, Feb 6, 2012.

  1. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    When Marbles was bawl-bagging about how he wouldn't feel "right" about going to the Springsteen concert, I heard a "lip smack" for the first time. And now I fear I'll never be able to un-hear it.

    Not quite sure if I'm bragging or complaining. Just felt the need to share!
     
  2. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    I'm still waiting for my first. It is great to be a virgin
     
  3. YokoOhNo

    YokoOhNo Well-Known Member

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    It's like those 3d posters from the nineties, don't focus so much on it and you'll hear it! It's there, be patient for as long as you can put up with the actual, boring banter
     
  4. Goods

    Goods Well-Known Member

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    I've never heard one but then again I don't listen that carefully. Or maybe it's just not audible on the 24kbs cf all-in-one.:yay:
     
  5. pheelios

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    the lip smacking has been out of control for a long time.



    It's drivin me nuts babay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. Chimney Portions

    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    Welcome to the club.
     
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    this
     
  8. flailingfish

    flailingfish New Member

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    I can't hear it, maybe I got horse hearing like beth, no way she would put up with that shit if she could hear it.
     
  9. TehLivingDeath

    TehLivingDeath New Member Banned User

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    It's not even really a lip-smack, per se. It sounds more like he just ate peanut butter, and he's got that thick, ropey saliva that's making his lips stick to his teeth whenever he opens his mouth. It was quite gross, actually.
     
  10. pheelios

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    that's a good way to put it. It was bad on my Sportster, now that I have an Onyx it can be heard much clearer and frequently. I have to change the channel regularly because I think he does it on purpose at this point.
     
  11. Blackened

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    listen through earbuds, it's all you'll hear.. fucking disgusting
     
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    when you hear it you'll shit bricks
     
  13. Goods

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    I'm going to listen carefully tonight to the Springsteen rap and see if I can hear it. I might be sorry.

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    Are you kidding? You just now heard it for the first time? It's ALL I CAN HEAR!! :banghead:
     
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    Oh, you poor soul!

    You'll rue this day, for from now on you will hear every peanut buttery, ropey saliva lip-slappy smack, and they will seem so obvious you'll wonder how you ever filtered them out, and why you can't ever find that ear-filter again.
     
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    We need youtube clips of his lip smacking. And he was afraid to go because Artie might be there.
     
  17. Just Peachy

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    I have not heard this yet but I'm sure once I do, I'll ruminate on it. Great.
     
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    Seems there is a better chance to hear it after he butchers a challenging word for him.... like "anxious" or "experience"... it's like he needs to tap his toofs back into place...

    All the extra saliva he is producing is also leading to a ton more coughs/clearing of his throat. :hat:

    (actually you'll probably hate me later)
     
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    No Shit. How DARE Howchie bitch and moan about Gary's throat clearing? Howchie is so much worse. He seems to revel in it, like the way he does with his belches, and the way he used to do with his farts.

    Since parts of the daily pre-show briefs and ad break prepping occasionally make it into "behind the scenes" footage, maybe Howchie thinks he can blame his own throat clearing sounds on Gary?!? That's about the right for the Lyin' King.

    When he's on AGT, who will he blame his throat clearing on?
     
  20. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    I want to hear it now too!