I finally saw Artie Lange's Beer League

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by The Cocksman, May 12, 2013.

  1. The Cocksman

    The Cocksman Well-Known Member

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    OMG!! That may be the worst movie I've ever seen.It's a comedy with virtually no laughs.Artie's a decent comedian but he's a horrible "actor".To call him an actor is a slap in the face of legitimate actors.Arite, I loved you when you were part of the Stern crew but please stay the fuck out of Hollywood.:facepalm:
     
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    you're right let's watch grown ups instead or maybe the hangover 3
     
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    Those movies I know must suck but Beer League is a disgrace.
     
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    I liked Beer League, don't know what to tell you. Not a classic, but funnier than most of what gets put out these days. The scene with the hooker on the way to the wedding was great. :dontknow:
     
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    it's classic
     
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    I thought Beer League was funny, it was better than a lot of comedies that have been released. I also like Adam Carolla's The Hammer.
     
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    I like how half of the cast was in The Sopranos.
     
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    the difference is that Hangover is funny. Artie hasn't been funny since he resorted to suicide attempts to get laughs.
     
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    not like there is a big demand for actors who can only play aging NYC italians
     
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    I've seen worse than Beer League.

    The thing that really bothers and frustrates me about Beer League was the potential that I saw on display in/with that film.
    It could have reached towards being a sports comedy classic(..well..sort of.)...but instead it fell flat on it's fat face.

    Blame the producers..blame the director(s)..blame the budget(s)....whatever....it could have and it should have been a funnier and better movie.

    Once again...lots and lots of questionable talents and wasted potentials.
     
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    artie didn't seek help with the writing. did you offer? i'd be upset too.
     
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    Yeah, The short Gameday was the inspiration, but once Hollywood got involved it turned into crap.

    [video=youtube;cmfiGmUjVxc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmfiGmUjVxc[/video]
    part 2
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4odzaivTd4


    What a weird day, I'm giving Winst an honest response while posting in a Cocksman troll thread. I guess anything is possible.:dontknow:
     
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    The scene with the hooker was OK but the movie in its entirety was putrid.
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    Yeah, i noticed that too.
     
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    Lol.That lie is funnier than anything in Beer League.
     
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    [video=youtube_share;DBraSDmnLpE]http://youtu.be/DBraSDmnLpE[/video]
    Look for Daner's scene at 5:30 mark.
     
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    I refuse to watch one second of that steaming pile, not even a YT clip...

    Artie over-enunciates, his delivery of lines on film is like a horrible audition tape. His "performance" on Entourage was unforgivable, and then we all saw just how far off the rails the producers of Entourage went in later seasons- fucking ponderous.
     
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    This movie should be dropped on Al Qaeda,.
     
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    "Alledged" performance.To think that piece of shit led Artie to abuse heroin."