I finally urinated last night

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrSublux, Dec 22, 2011.

  1. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The dried shit in your urethra probably caused it to spray a little wonky
     
  3. DrSublux

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    i havent plugged anyone in the butthole in a long time :dontknow:
     
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    now if I can only shit....
     
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    i think i have to shit soon
     
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    I have to mail in a stool sample to my doctor. I guess that what the U.S. Postal service is good for these days.
     
  7. DrSublux

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    can i mail you a piece of my stool?
     
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    Fed-x it. I want to see the guy toss it over my fence...
     
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  10. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    You're pissing and shitting on every chiropractor's reputation for being professional. :hw:
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    A chiropractor actually helping somebody with back problems is a bigger hoax than man-made global warming. :ulol:
     
  12. Doug Masters

    Doug Masters ok

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    I saw that video...idiots :facepalm:
     
  13. DrSublux

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    schmoopy is fucking retarded :hih:
     
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    Doug Masters ok

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    Ups and Fed-x hire a lot of temps at Christmas time and put them on incredibly tight schedules.
     
  16. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    DrSublux isn't a conflict poster and him and I never had a problem with each other, fraud.
     
  17. DrSublux

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    DrSublux like me finds you to be a retarded fool


    oh and

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  18. Schmoopy

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    You're not even posting like him. You're obviously one of the SB losers. :lol:
     
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    [​IMG]:woohoo:
     
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    omg Schmoopy the fucktard :gs: