I find Beth Hilarious

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by FCCstandards, Oct 13, 2013.

  1. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    I don't even know where to start. The modoeing lies, the Bianca book. I think the cat fostering takes the cake though, it turned into a huge mess. That's really funny.
     
  2. Snotty

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    When you take in her age, The way she fawns over cats/Animoes is disturbing.........
     
  3. Joe Bauers

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    She the typical pampered Daughter, who was given everything in her life, and has had her ass kissed from day one. Homecoming queen , Model , Principal Pet , cheerleader , Escort , Gold digger.

    It's going to be really something to watch as she approaches Menopause, stay tuned for some real fun.
     
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    I think she's pretty fucking close, recent behavior and all.
     
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    Those Arabs take that " I'm going to fuck her brains out" way to literally.




    Allegedly for real
     
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    Beth is chill :grad:
     
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    Douche chill.
     
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    All her canceled TV shows were hilarious. At least we still have the stupid calendar.
     
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    her exit will be similar to Sharon Stone's at the end of the movie Casino, minus the part where Stone OD's from some bad junk a biker gang gave her.
     
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    Mom Caves was my faaaavorite
     
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    That would be a fitting end though - stumbling out of some cheap motel after being ridden like some bedouin's camel...
     
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    Mine, too, especially since Beth is not the mother of human children which was the basic requirement of the show.
     
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    Next show will be "Arab Caves"

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    Cant wait for TMZ photos of her driving onto the lawn at Chimney Manor and tearing through the house. Following the movie's plot line, does she hookup with Ralph or Ronnie?
     
  15. R.P. McMurphy

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    ...I just wonder when people meet her if they notice how different she looks from her "shoot" photos.
     
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    beth is playing a character. this whole beth thing is a decade long kaufmanesque prank that will be revealed to the audience very soon.
     
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    So shiny!
     
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    If Howie's people could only find the right vehicle for her. She's Pia Zadora, 2013 vesion.
     
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    She should have been a quarterback. She snaps right back from every fail she throws. Now if she would just do a Joe Theisman impersonation...