I find that for a slpit microsecond after beating off, I feel a lil dirty.........

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Habit Forming, Aug 21, 2012.

  1. Habit Forming

    Habit Forming Member

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    Anyone else feel the same way?

    Tell us about it.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Just really a terrific thread

    Five stars

    Would read again
     
  3. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    only until I wash my hands and get the sperms off.
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    christ
     
  5. Habit Forming

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    I wonder if science has a name for that very brief feeling and completion.
    It's a very weird feeling.
     
  6. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    slpit
     
  7. Habit Forming

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    Hold up! Are you not the person who created a thread about wanting to ride a pig butt naked?
     
  8. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    i only feel guilty after i eat the load
     
  9. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    It's your shame from being told as a kid that playing with yourself is wrong.
     
  10. Lumpy

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    That feeling you get is because of all that dopey religious bullshit they slammed into your head as a youngin.
     
  11. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    That was awhile ago, kanye has matured! :nono:
     
  12. jokeland

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    I get the feeling that my dead relatives are watching from beyond the grave and laughing
     
  13. Tuesday

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    Post Ejaculation Depression

    But that really only applies to guys with micro-dongs and that's not you, right?
     
  14. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Melrose Place?
     
  16. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    When I'm done, I do it again. Several times. I'm disappointed when I have to get out of bed.
    :jj: