I fished in Canada today, bitches!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by TripTo My Taint, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    I think I saw Slippy working on some guy's limp dick, but it looked like she couldn't have gotten it up if she used a crane.

    I did get three nice small-mouth bass in Chippewa Bay! Over three pounds of fillets...eating well tonight!
     
  2. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    what a shit fucking thread
     
  3. MatthewT

    MatthewT Awaiting The Rapture VIP

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    you've done something HAL failed at :cheer2:
     
  4. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I hope you have major problems crossing the border.

    Please, shove an ounce of Smack up your ass, and start mouthing off to Customs.

    Die, Faggit, die. :pie:
     
  5. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    And shove your fish that you caught up your ass in front of the Smack.

    Faggit.
     
  6. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    Who goes to Canada to catch bass ? Muskie , yeah but bass ?
     
  7. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I'm jelly, I haven't fished much this year.
     
  8. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    Gotta be nice to get away from the groans of the dying, and having to clean up their shit filled beds after they die.

    Enjoy your time off. You'll be cleaning shit again in no time.

    Faggit.
     
  9. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    We don't want to hear about you jacking off in Canada :cuss:


    Oops

    I thought it said "I finished in Canada today, bitches!"

    Carry on :hat:
     
  10. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    I'm averaging a trip a week since the end of May. :dance:
     
  11. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    Ontario has some ass kicking bass fishing
     
  12. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    They have a limit on the number and weight of french canadians now; you're probably going to have to thrw back a few.
     
  13. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    :facepalm: Dave, there are no border guards in the middle of the St Lawrence River. :facepalm::facepalm:
     
  14. MatthewT

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    people keep french canadians? :wtf:
     
  15. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    Double-post.


    Fucking sub-standard, 1000 Islands internet...shit is bouncing through Canadian cell towers.
     
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  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Bet I can make his dick hard before you learn how to scale and filet, you fucker!

    And.........only 3?

    Pictures or you caught sunfish and don't know your way around a fishing pole.
     
  17. Swayze

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    Slippy loves soft serve CAWK
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Not now, Swayze. I'm busy qualifying this queef.
     
  19. Krusty

    Krusty New Member

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    Don't get me wrong , I love bass fishing . I'm just not traveling that far to do it . I live within 45 minutes of over half a dozen lakes and rivers to bass fish in .
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Last year I fished 3 times a week minimum. This year has been way too fucking hot and fishing has sucked balls so I quit going.